Married... with Children (TV Series)

And Bingo Was Her Game-O (1995)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• [Peggy and Marcy are being driven by a mechanical-looking taxi driver] 

  Elmo : Sorry for the bumpy ride, folks. It's hard to steer when you're coming off drugs. Hey, look out!

  [the taxi shakes from a metalic thud] 

  Elmo : Damn jogger!

  Peggy Bundy : Don't you think you should turn on your headlights?

  Elmo : No, but feel free to turn on yours!

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : [to Peggy]  We should report him. What's his name?

  [reads from the ID on the dashboard] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Dan Rostenkowski?

• [Peggy and Marcy are in another taxi driven by a one-eyed Arab driver speeding very fast] 

  Abdula : I find driving to be a very Zen experience. I think the faster you go, the faster you get there.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Yeah, I never knew that a GEO Metro can go 140 miles per hour!

• Marcy D'Arcy : [in bingo hall]  This is charming, Peggy. Thanks for inviting me. The women are wearing my favorite scent: Dust.

• Al Bundy : [drunk]  Hey, pookie. How was bingo?

  Peggy Bundy : It was great, Al. I won the $10,000.

  Al Bundy : $10,000, Peg? Let me see it.

  [Peggy gives Al the money] 

  Al Bundy : This is only 3 bucks.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well... That's all we had left after fighting our way north via the underground railroad!

  Peggy Bundy : Thank your father, kids.

  Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : Thanks, Dad.