Married... with Children (TV Series)

And Bingo Was Her Game-O (1995)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Peggy and Marcy are being driven by a mechanical-looking taxi driver] 

  Elmo : Sorry for the bumpy ride, folks. It's hard to steer when you're coming off drugs. Hey, look out!

  [the taxi shakes from a metalic thud] 

  Elmo : Damn jogger!

  Peggy Bundy : Don't you think you should turn on your headlights?

  Elmo : No, but feel free to turn on yours!

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : [to Peggy]  We should report him. What's his name?

  [reads from the ID on the dashboard] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Dan Rostenkowski?

• Al Bundy : [grabbed box of Coco Lumps]  Peg, we need something to cleanse the palate between beers.

  Peggy Bundy : Have you tried toothpaste?

  Al Bundy : No, Peg. Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile or eat.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, if you kissed, you might eat.

  Al Bundy : Yeah, but I wouldn't smile.

  [looks at the cereal box:] 

  Al Bundy : "Do not sell after 1989."

  [with a shrug:] 

  Al Bundy : Hell, I'm not selling, I'm eating.

• Al Bundy : [drunk]  Hey, pookie. How was bingo?

  Peggy Bundy : It was great, Al. I won the $10,000.

  Al Bundy : $10,000, Peg? Let me see it.

  [Peggy gives Al the money] 

  Al Bundy : This is only 3 bucks.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well... That's all we had left after fighting our way north via the underground railroad!

  Peggy Bundy : Thank your father, kids.

  Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : Thanks, Dad.