Married... with Children (TV Series)

And Bingo Was Her Game-O (1995)

Peter Spellos: Elmo

Quotes 

• [Peggy and Marcy are being driven by a mechanical-looking taxi driver] 

  Elmo : Sorry for the bumpy ride, folks. It's hard to steer when you're coming off drugs. Hey, look out!

  [the taxi shakes from a metalic thud] 

  Elmo : Damn jogger!

  Peggy Bundy : Don't you think you should turn on your headlights?

  Elmo : No, but feel free to turn on yours!

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : [to Peggy]  We should report him. What's his name?

  [reads from the ID on the dashboard] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Dan Rostenkowski?