Married... with Children (TV Series)

And Bingo Was Her Game-O (1995)

E.E. Bell: Bob Rooney

Quotes 

• Jefferson : Al, when are we going to stop sipping this beer and start drinking it?

  Griff : Yeah, all this beer foreplay is making me thirsty.

  Ike : What's foreplay?

  Bob Rooney : It's the act that comes right before sex. It lasts... about ten seconds.

  Ike : Well then what's sex?

• Jefferson : Okay, our next beer is a fine Afghani ale, whose Pashtu name loosely translated means, "yellow mountain run-off".

  Bob Rooney : [a jingling sound is heard from inside the beer cans]  Oh, hey listen. There's a prize in every can.

  Griff : I'd be careful about that prize stuff. Remember what fell out of that can of Russian Chernobyl beer?

  Ike : What? That was an olive, right?

  Al Bundy : Sure, with an eyelid.

• Bob Rooney : [drunk]  Al... I don't want to box anymore. Let's dance!

  Al Bundy : [more drunk]  When you were dancing, you wanted to box.

  Bob Rooney : Yeah... but, when I was dancing, I didn't get to lead.