Married... with Children (TV Series)
And Bingo Was Her Game-O (1995)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Jefferson : Our first beer is a Turkish dark beer from Asia Minor. It is made from agave and bladderwort.
[Al and all the men take a sip, and violently spit it out]
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Jefferson : Al, when are we going to stop sipping this beer and start drinking it?
Griff : Yeah, all this beer foreplay is making me thirsty.
Ike : What's foreplay?
Bob Rooney : It's the act that comes right before sex. It lasts... about ten seconds.
Ike : Well then what's sex?
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Al Bundy : [drunk] Hey, Jefferson... I got a bad feeling.
Jefferson : [also drunk] Al, you drank about 40 beers. It's a wonder you can feel anything at all.
Al Bundy : No, I could have sworn that I was supposed to do something at nine o'clock. Uh... what time is it now?
Jefferson : [looks at his wristwatch] It's 10:15.
Al Bundy : Oh... well, whatever it is that I'm supposed to do... I guess I already did it.
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Jefferson : Okay, our next beer is a fine Afghani ale, whose Pashtu name loosely translated means, "yellow mountain run-off".
Bob Rooney : [a jingling sound is heard from inside the beer cans] Oh, hey listen. There's a prize in every can.
Griff : I'd be careful about that prize stuff. Remember what fell out of that can of Russian Chernobyl beer?
Ike : What? That was an olive, right?
Al Bundy : Sure, with an eyelid.
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Jefferson : [on TV, Yoko Ono is the new spokes human for Girly Girl beer] Ah, it wasn't enough breaking up the Beatles. Now she's ruined our beer.