Married... with Children (TV Series)
And Bingo Was Her Game-O (1995)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : [drunk] Hey, Jefferson... I got a bad feeling.
Jefferson : [also drunk] Al, you drank about 40 beers. It's a wonder you can feel anything at all.
Al Bundy : No, I could have sworn that I was supposed to do something at nine o'clock. Uh... what time is it now?
Jefferson : [looks at his wristwatch] It's 10:15.
Al Bundy : Oh... well, whatever it is that I'm supposed to do... I guess I already did it.
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Jefferson : Okay, our next beer is a fine Afghani ale, whose Pashtu name loosely translated means, "yellow mountain run-off".
Bob Rooney : [a jingling sound is heard from inside the beer cans] Oh, hey listen. There's a prize in every can.
Griff : I'd be careful about that prize stuff. Remember what fell out of that can of Russian Chernobyl beer?
Ike : What? That was an olive, right?
Al Bundy : Sure, with an eyelid.
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Bob Rooney : [drunk] Al... I don't want to box anymore. Let's dance!
Al Bundy : [more drunk] When you were dancing, you wanted to box.
Bob Rooney : Yeah... but, when I was dancing, I didn't get to lead.
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Al Bundy : [waking up from drunken stupor, sees Kelly and Bud] Oh, my children. What's-Her-Name and Don't-Worry-I'm-On-The-Pill.
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Al Bundy : [grabbed box of Coco Lumps] Peg, we need something to cleanse the palate between beers.
Peggy Bundy : Have you tried toothpaste?
Al Bundy : No, Peg. Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile or eat.
Peggy Bundy : Well, if you kissed, you might eat.
Al Bundy : Yeah, but I wouldn't smile.
[looks at the cereal box:]
Al Bundy : "Do not sell after 1989."
[with a shrug:]
Al Bundy : Hell, I'm not selling, I'm eating.
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Al Bundy : [drunk] Hey, pookie. How was bingo?
Peggy Bundy : It was great, Al. I won the $10,000.
Al Bundy : $10,000, Peg? Let me see it.
[Peggy gives Al the money]
Al Bundy : This is only 3 bucks.
Marcy D'Arcy : Well... That's all we had left after fighting our way north via the underground railroad!
Peggy Bundy : Thank your father, kids.
Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : Thanks, Dad.