Married... with Children (TV Series)

Birthday Boy Toy (1997)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

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Quotes 

• Griff : Bud, did I ever tell you that I was Dorothy in my high school production of The Wiz?

  Bud : All male school?

  Griff : No.

• Bud Bundy : Listen to me! You're fired! You're out, you're finished, you're Must Flee TV!

  Al Bundy : Wow, that came out of nowhere. Why the sudden change of heart?

  Bud Bundy : No, no, it's not sudden. Your acting sucks. It sucked when we started, it sucks now, it will always suck!

  Al Bundy : Well, that's just one person's opinion, isn't it?

  Kelly Bundy , Griff : It sucks.

  Men : [outside of store]  It sucks.

  Woman : [over loudspeaker]  Attention, shoppers, Al Bundy sucks.

• Bud Bundy : [preparing to do their commercial]  Let's just do it one more time, okay?

  Al Bundy : Oh, fine, fine. Take 32, which is three more than it took me, by the way.

  Griff : That's because you've ruined every one of mine.

  Al Bundy : It's because we had a couple of accidents.

  Bud Bundy : Oh, dropping a light on Griff's head?

  Al Bundy : Freak occurrence.

  Kelly Bundy : The fire in the stock room?

  Al Bundy : Act of God.

  Griff : Rollerblading through here with your pants down, playing a tuba?

  Al Bundy : Hey, what I do on my break is my business.