- [Al, Peggy, Jefferson and Marcy are playing a Twister board game]
- Peggy: All right Al, left hand on blue.
- Al: [thinking to himself; voice-over] What is it about this game that's so sexy? I'm touching Peg's rear, and for some reason, it feels pretty good.
- Jefferson D'Arcy: [voice-over] I feel someone touching my rear. I think it's Al. Well, he's not as strong as Marcy, but at least he knows what I like.
- Peggy: [voice-over] Wow, I like this game with all these hands across my back and grouping my tush. This is just like sex except I have a partner.
- Marcy: [voice-over] Oh, I hate this game. Nobody's touching my rear and it's way way up in the air!
- Marcy: So Peggy, do you have any other kids' things?
- Peggy: Well, we have those child safety seats in the garage that we never put into the car.
- Jefferson D'Arcy: Why not?
- Al: Well, we found that it was much easier to just leave the kids at home.
- Ashley: I'm thinking we should have a contest. A duel for Eric's affections.
- Kelly Bundy: You're on. Ok, choose your weapons.
- Ashley: Damn! I knew I should have brought my wet T-shirt.
- Ashley: Thanks Bud, and I want you to know, out of all the nerd-boys I humiliated, you cried the best.