- Heather Talrico: You box as bad as you act.
- Kelly: Yeah? Well, you box as bad as Brooke Shields acts!
- Heather Talrico: You know, Bundy, I'd love to shut that black hole you call a mouth.
- Kelly: With what? That planet you call an ass?
- Al Bundy: I do not floss. I do not eat vegetables. I do not like French pastries. I do not like the French!
- Peggy Bundy: When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina.
- Al Bundy: Ballerina? You sure are *my* nutcracker!