Married... with Children (TV Series)

Buck Can Do It (1987)

Dick Durock: Chainsaw Killer

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Oh, Buck. I didn't want this to happen.

  Buck : I know you didn't, Bundy. And that what makes it even harder to swallow. Ah, what's the difference? I'm sick of the sight of you! I wish you were dead!

  Al Bundy : Where are you going?

  Buck : Oh, I guess I'll go out and sniff a few butts for old times' sake.

  [Buck opens the front door and a blood-splattered, leather-masked chainsaw-wielding figure, Leatherface, and a hockey-masked, machete-wielding figure, Jason Voorhees, enter] 

  Chainsaw : Hi. We're insane killers!

  [Buck beckons them to come on in] 

  Al Bundy : Sic 'em, Buck!

  Buck : Heh, heh!

  [Buck exits out the front door where he closes and locks it behind him with Al inside with the two killers who advance towards him] 

  Al Bundy : Buck! Oh, Buck! Come back! Save me! I'll give you extra yummies! AHHHH!