Married... with Children (TV Series)

Buck Has a Belly Ache (1991)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Jefferson D'Arcy : [experiencing a sympathetic pregnancy]  My feel are all swollen; they're big as tubs! I just wanna cry... I'm so happy!

  Peggy Bundy : [to Marcy]  God, he's good at this!

  Marcy D'Arcy : Tell me about it. He felt his baby kick before I did.

  [Jefferson tearfully, but with a smile, agrees] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Is Al feeling anything?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, just the pride any man would feel who has to ask his son for an allowance.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : My uterus hurts.

  Peggy Bundy : Wow, he *is* good at this.

• Peggy Bundy : [annoyed that Al isn't having a sympathetic pregnancy]  Al!

  Al Bundy : [looking at Buck]  What, boy?

  Peggy Bundy : It's me, you milk dud! Now look, I wanna know right this minute why your feet aren't swollen and you never complain about your breasts?

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, Daddy! Why?

  Al Bundy : Well, Peg, if you don't have them they can't hurt.

  [turning to Marcy] 

  Al Bundy : Tell 'em, Marcy.

• [a disgusted Kelly and Bud look at the pregnant Peggy eating 'Tabaki and Clam' ice cream] 

  Peggy Bundy : This isn't for me. It's for the baby.

  Kelly Bundy : What are you carrying in there? A chain-smoking otter?

• Peggy Bundy : [rubbing her pregnant belly]  Do we have the munchies? Well, how does a nice salami, goat cheese, peanut butter and crayfish sandwich sound?

  [digs through the refrigerator] 

  Peggy Bundy : Well, looky here!

  [brings it to the table] 

  Peggy Bundy : Look out below!

  [starts to eat] 

  Peggy Bundy : Something's missing.

  Bud Bundy : [Kelly arrives with some ice cream]  Here's your ice cream, Mom. Tabaki and clam.

  Peggy Bundy : That's the missing ingredient!

• Peggy Bundy : Al, I'm bored. Rub my feet.

  Al Bundy : Peg, I wouldn't rub your feet even if a genie popped out of 'em.