Married... with Children (TV Series)

Buck the Stud (1991)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : [imitating Al's caveman ancestors]  Me no understand wheel thing. Wanna buy some shoes?

• Jefferson D'Arcy : I think you've got a problem with your dog.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Oh, we know all about it. Neither he nor his master can perform.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, well, I can't speak for Al. The satisfied look on Peggy's face does that.

  [Peggy stares off, clearly unhappy. Marcy comforts her] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : But your dog is a veritable windmill out on my yard with every dog in the neighborhood, even the Hendersons' lawn elf.

  [Al looks outside] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : He's out there every day.

  Al Bundy : You see, Peg, that's his trouble with the Briard. He's exhausted! Well, I'll put a stop to this.

  [Al leaves] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Oh, gee. This should be worth watching.

  [looks outside] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : 'Cause I don't think it's wise for Al to try and break up a tryst between Buck and what appears to be a very large Rottweiler with a spiked collar.

  [dogs are heard barking and growling] 

  Al Bundy : Hey! Hey, not there! Not th... Hey, watch it now!

  [Al screams in pain]