- Peggy Bundy: Al, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.
- Al Bundy: If you look a little closer, you'll see it's a bill for $100,000. You see, Buck was ready all right. A little bit more ready than our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.
- Peggy Bundy: To death, Al?
- Al Bundy: And beyond, Peg. But don't worry, the hundred-thou is payable over a three day period. So, I figure a couple of busy days at the shoe store, maybe a lemonade stand manned by my two daughters here, we'll be able to save up enough money to buy a chocolate bar and maybe some nylons for my new cellmate Bruno.
- Kelly Bundy: Daddy, if it'll help any, you can have my share of the $10,000.
- Al Bundy: I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.
- Marcy D'Arcy: [imitating Al's caveman ancestors] Me no understand wheel thing. Wanna buy some shoes?
- [Al and Peg come up from the dark cellar]
- Peggy Bundy: Oh, Al, take me again!
- Al Bundy: I didn't even know I was taking you then, I tripped on a box and then I thought the furnace fell on me!
- Peggy Bundy: [off-screen] Come on, Al. Is that the best you can do?
- Al Bundy: Peg, I can't concentrate if you're going to keep shouting instructions!
- Peggy Bundy: Not like that you moron! Who taught you to do this anyway?
- Al Bundy: All right, that's it! I quit! Haven't we done enough for one day?
- Peggy Bundy: Oh, all right. At least you did something.
- [Al and Peggy enter from the back yard after cleaning up after Buck]
- Jefferson D'Arcy: I think you've got a problem with your dog.
- Marcy D'Arcy: Oh, we know all about it. Neither he nor his master can perform.
- Jefferson D'Arcy: Oh, well, I can't speak for Al. The satisfied look on Peggy's face does that.
- [Peggy stares off, clearly unhappy. Marcy comforts her]
- Jefferson D'Arcy: But your dog is a veritable windmill out on my yard with every dog in the neighborhood, even the Hendersons' lawn elf.
- [Al looks outside]
- Jefferson D'Arcy: He's out there every day.
- Al Bundy: You see, Peg, that's his trouble with the Briard. He's exhausted! Well, I'll put a stop to this.
- [Al leaves]
- Marcy D'Arcy: Oh, gee. This should be worth watching.
- [looks outside]
- Marcy D'Arcy: 'Cause I don't think it's wise for Al to try and break up a tryst between Buck and what appears to be a very large Rottweiler with a spiked collar.
- [dogs are heard barking and growling]
- Al Bundy: Hey! Hey, not there! Not th... Hey, watch it now!
- [Al screams in pain]