Married... with Children (TV Series)
Bud Hits the Books (1996)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud Bundy : I was set up. I direct the attention of the court to Miss Hardaway who has had a crush on me for years. In fact, at this very moment she's thinking about what I must look like under my clothes.
Miss Hardaway : That is a tight little lie. I-I mean a little white lie.
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Bob Packwood : [on TV] This is Senator Packwood live from the Big 'Uns Olympics. The officials are on the field measuring. It's a new world record. 72.5 inches. She's won the gold!
Al Bundy : Yes! Yes! I knew she had what it takes.
Bud Bundy : What event is it, long jump?
Al Bundy : No, they're just measuring her chest.
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Bud Bundy : By the way, do you have a poster of yourself I can hang up over my desk?
Miss Hardaway : Well, I don't have a poster of myself, but I was featured in this magazine.
Bud Bundy : Library'Uns?
Miss Hardaway : I'm the centerfold.
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Miss Hardaway : Bud Bundy, how do you plead?
Bud Bundy : Absolutely 100% not guilty.
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Miss Hardaway : I've read every book on loving in this library. I could do things to him he's never even dreamed of.
Bud Bundy : Really?
[picks up the crumpled piece of paper with her phone number]
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Bud Bundy : Now you know the rules. For each wrong answer, you must remove one piece of clothing.
Ariel : Gee, if I'd known the rules, I would have worn underwear.
Bud Bundy : Okay. Who was the first president of the United States?
Ariel : George Washington?
Bud Bundy : Wrong.
Ariel : Gosh, Bud. I'm not that smart. I can't figure out why you'd want to study with me.
Bud Bundy : Well, you make every subject come to life.
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Bud Bundy : How did you guys know Ariel was here?
Kelly Bundy : Well, for once, the cries of "Oh, Bud. Oh, Bud" wasn't just you throwing your voice.