Married... with Children (TV Series)
Bud Hits the Books (1996)
Beverly Archer: Miss Hardaway
Quotes
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Bud Bundy : I was set up. I direct the attention of the court to Miss Hardaway who has had a crush on me for years. In fact, at this very moment she's thinking about what I must look like under my clothes.
Miss Hardaway : That is a tight little lie. I-I mean a little white lie.
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Bud Bundy : By the way, do you have a poster of yourself I can hang up over my desk?
Miss Hardaway : Well, I don't have a poster of myself, but I was featured in this magazine.
Bud Bundy : Library'Uns?
Miss Hardaway : I'm the centerfold.
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Miss Hardaway : Bud Bundy, how do you plead?
Bud Bundy : Absolutely 100% not guilty.
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Miss Hardaway : All right, I confess. I am in love with Bud Bundy. Whenever he comes into the library, I turn the heat up so he'll have to strip down to his tank top. When he returns a book late, I always hope he'll say, "I've been a bad boy, Miss Hardaway. Spank me hard."
Marcy D'Arcy : The court will excuse me if I heave?
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Miss Hardaway : I've read every book on loving in this library. I could do things to him he's never even dreamed of.
Bud Bundy : Really?
[picks up the crumpled piece of paper with her phone number]
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Miss Hardaway : We will now try the case of Trumaine College vs. Bud Bundy. We have convened here at the scene of the crime.
Dean : Um, you're, uh, not going to recreate it, are you?
Miss Hardaway : No, that was not my intention, Dean Marquand, but I cannot speak for Mr. Bundy. Perhaps he should be handcuffed during these proceedings.