Married... with Children (TV Series)

Bud Hits the Books (1996)

Jennifer Lyons: Ariel

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Now you know the rules. For each wrong answer, you must remove one piece of clothing.

  Ariel : Gee, if I'd known the rules, I would have worn underwear.

  Bud Bundy : Okay. Who was the first president of the United States?

  Ariel : George Washington?

  Bud Bundy : Wrong.

  Ariel : Gosh, Bud. I'm not that smart. I can't figure out why you'd want to study with me.

  Bud Bundy : Well, you make every subject come to life.

• Bud Bundy : Will you leave her alone? The girl just had the best sex of her life.

  Ariel : I didn't say it was the best. I said you did your best.

• Bud Bundy : Look, Ariel, I really need to get my grades up, all right? So, uh, until finals are over, I'm swearing off sex.

  Ariel : That's a good idea. I'm going to get my grades up too.

  Bud Bundy : So you'll swear off sex also?

  Ariel : No, I'm gonna sleep with all my teachers.