Married... with Children (TV Series)
Bud Hits the Books (1996)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Bob Packwood : [on TV] This is Senator Packwood live from the Big 'Uns Olympics. The officials are on the field measuring. It's a new world record. 72.5 inches. She's won the gold!
Al Bundy : Yes! Yes! I knew she had what it takes.
Bud Bundy : What event is it, long jump?
Al Bundy : No, they're just measuring her chest.
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Griff : Yeah, it was really nice of Bud to let us watch the Big 'Uns Extreme Games in his room. By the way, where is your son?
Al Bundy : I have no son.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Haven't you heard? Bud was caught in the Trumaine library doing what will soon be referred to as, uh, The Bundy.
Al Bundy : Try to raise a kid with values and decency... Oh, look, Big 'Uns freefall!
[Al and his friends look at their TV closer]
Al Bundy : You don't need a parachute when you've got 'Uns.
Griff : Enough to make you want to do The Bundy.
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Ike : And I did "The Bundy" at the Ice Capades.
Jefferson D'Arcy : During my driving test.
Griff : Watching "Shaft".
Al Bundy : On my honeymoon.
Jefferson D'Arcy : On your honeymoon?
Griff : That doesn't count.
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Al Bundy : Gentlemen, gentlemen, I think I may have been a little too harsh on my son. After all, the only thing he really did wrong was going to the library in the first place. The rest is totally understandable. I mean, we men have our needs. It's women who tell us these things are wrong. And why? Because they want to take away the only good sex we have!