Married... with Children (TV Series)

Bud on the Side (1997)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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• Al : I'm talking 'bout a break room, Peg. At work. With massage tables and a fridge full of beer. As long as Bud keeps Gary happy, I'm happy. And as long as I'm happy... I'm happy.

  Peggy : Yeah, well, what about me?

  Al : Don't be selfish, Peg.

• Al : And love and marriage go together like... Peg, what do love and marriage go together like?

  Peggy : How the hell should I know?

• Peggy Bundy : Al, would you relax? You told Bud to find someone desperate.

  Al : [referring to his boss, Gary]  When I said aim low, I didn't think he'd excabate the Tar PITS!

• Peggy Bundy : Kelly, was I a bad mother?

  Kelly Bundy : I don't know, whose mother are you?

• Kelly Bundy : Which side does the salad spork go on again?

  Peggy Bundy : On the left, who raised you?

  Kelly Bundy : No one. How come you don't put out the good plastic for my boyfriends?

  Al : 'Cause your boyfriends don't use utensils.

• Peggy Bundy : Look, Gary's gold card!

  Al : Hey, forget about fried chicken, tonight it's fried lobster.

  Peggy Bundy : Wait a second, shouldn't we wait for Bud?

  Al : What's he need lobster for? He's got dignity.