Married... with Children (TV Series)
Bud on the Side (1997)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : Beer and Tang, Bundy Mimosas
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Peggy Bundy : Al, would you relax? You told Bud to find someone desperate.
Al : [referring to his boss, Gary] When I said aim low, I didn't think he'd excabate the Tar PITS!
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Who cares if Gary's a tarantula in Chanel? I've seen worse.
Al : You married worse.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Exactly.
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Kelly Bundy : Which side does the salad spork go on again?
Peggy Bundy : On the left, who raised you?
Kelly Bundy : No one. How come you don't put out the good plastic for my boyfriends?
Al : 'Cause your boyfriends don't use utensils.
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Peggy Bundy : Look, Gary's gold card!
Al : Hey, forget about fried chicken, tonight it's fried lobster.
Peggy Bundy : Wait a second, shouldn't we wait for Bud?
Al : What's he need lobster for? He's got dignity.