Married... with Children (TV Series)

Build a Better Mousetrap (1988)

Patrick Thomas O'Brien: Wally

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• Al Bundy : [to the exterminator]  You'll never get him.

  Peggy Bundy : Come on. He's right down here in the basement.

  [Wally goes downstairs] 

  Al Bundy : Never. Not in a million years. This is a mouse from hell. He'll never get him, Peg. A little wimp like that. The mouse'll have him for dinner.

  [Wally returns with a shoe box] 

  Wally : Well, got him.

  Al Bundy : You didn't get him. No one could get him!

  Wally : Well, "Nobody" just did. It was easy. Poor thing was trapped on a piece of wood in the rising water down there.

  Al Bundy : But... technically, I got him. I'm the one who blew up the basement. So I got him, right?

  [Wally looks at Peggy, who nods to him, suggesting they humor Al] 

  Wally : You sure did.

  Al Bundy : Ha!

• Wally : Hi, folks. I'm Wally from Wally's Pest Control. We hate meeces to pieces. Yeah, we stole it, but the cartoon characters can't sue.