Married... with Children (TV Series)

Business Still Sucks (1994)

Janet Carroll: Gary

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• [after hearing that Gary is going to come to the store, Al glued high heels and ribbons to all the men's shoes, to make them look like women's shoes. He tells Kelly to pretend that she is customer, to mislead Gary] 

  Al : You know, I really think we can pull this off. I mean, even if women can tell that these aren't women's shoes, Gary won't know the difference - he's a man!

  [Gary enters - and turns to be a woman] 

  Gary : Hi! I'm Gary. I own this store.

  Al : [to himself]  Of course.

• Gary : Mr. Bundy, I have holdings all over the world. I own airlines; I own oil wells; I own men...

  Al : I'm... I'm... I'm for sale.

  Gary : I said MEN. Anyhow, I ALMOST made the Forbes 400 last year. I was no. 401. You know why?

  Al : Because you're too beautiful to be perceived as a successful businesswoman?

  Gary : That's what I thought. But no, because of this shoe store.

  Al : That was my second guess.

  Gary : This is my only holding I have that is never ever made me any money.