Married... with Children (TV Series)

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy (1987)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Where are the kids?

  Peggy Bundy : Upstairs.

  Al Bundy : What if they come down?

  Peggy Bundy : I'll take care of that.

  [shouts upstairs] 

  Peggy Bundy : Bud, Kelly, do you want to come down and help me in the kitchen?

  [two doors slam] 

• Peggy Bundy : How could you shoot a dog?

  Al Bundy : He didn't look like a dog, Peg. All I'd seen were these two yellow eyes staring at me from the bushes and I - I told him to freeze. And then I thought it made a move at me, and I panicked.

  Kelly Bundy : You couldn't tell the difference between a dog and a human being?

  Al Bundy : He was wearing a hat! Kelly, honey, I was trying to protect our family!

  Bud Bundy : That's right, Kel. Dad did a good thing. Can I go out and see the body?

  Kelly Bundy : You're disgusting!

  Bud Bundy : [pulls a face at her]  And you're failing five classes!