Married... with Children (TV Series)
But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy (1987)
David Garrison: Steve Rhoades
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Quotes
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Steve Rhoades : You shot my dog in the middle of a bowel movement?
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Steve Rhoades : Uh, hi, Peggy. Uh, Al. Hope we're not interrupting anything.
Al Bundy : Naaaah, just going to have a little sex with the wife. What the heck, there's always next month.
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Steve Rhoades : Hi, Peg. Borrow a cup of kibble? We ran out and the dog's still hungry.
Al Bundy : What's the matter? The neighbor's cat didn't fill him up?
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Muldoon : [while discussing the robbery at the Rhoades' house] Not gonna happen to my house! I'm ready for 'em. I got 50,000 volts going through my window bars, I got a bucket of battery acid hanging over the back door and I got a .30-aught-6 rigged to the front doorknob.
Steve Rhoades : Then how do you get into your house?
Muldoon : Wouldn't you like to know?
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Steve Rhoades : You see, Bella still hasn't accepted us as his rightful owners.
Al Bundy : You named that dog after Bela Lugosi?
Steve Rhoades : No, Abzug.
Marcy Rhoades : We thought it was kind of cute. But he won't wear the hat.
