Married... with Children (TV Series)
But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy (1987)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Well, I'll tell ya something, Peg. Feet and the return of warm weather sure makes for a deadly combination.
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Al Bundy : Get out! Out! Out! Pretend there's a keg on the lawn! Out! Out!
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Al Bundy : Where are the kids?
Peggy Bundy : Upstairs.
Al Bundy : What if they come down?
Peggy Bundy : I'll take care of that.
[shouts upstairs]
Peggy Bundy : Bud, Kelly, do you want to come down and help me in the kitchen?
[two doors slam]
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Steve Rhoades : Uh, hi, Peggy. Uh, Al. Hope we're not interrupting anything.
Al Bundy : Naaaah, just going to have a little sex with the wife. What the heck, there's always next month.
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Steve Rhoades : Hi, Peg. Borrow a cup of kibble? We ran out and the dog's still hungry.
Al Bundy : What's the matter? The neighbor's cat didn't fill him up?
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Peggy Bundy : How could you shoot a dog?
Al Bundy : He didn't look like a dog, Peg. All I'd seen were these two yellow eyes staring at me from the bushes and I - I told him to freeze. And then I thought it made a move at me, and I panicked.
Kelly Bundy : You couldn't tell the difference between a dog and a human being?
Al Bundy : He was wearing a hat! Kelly, honey, I was trying to protect our family!
Bud Bundy : That's right, Kel. Dad did a good thing. Can I go out and see the body?
Kelly Bundy : You're disgusting!
Bud Bundy : [pulls a face at her] And you're failing five classes!
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Steve Rhoades : You see, Bella still hasn't accepted us as his rightful owners.
Al Bundy : You named that dog after Bela Lugosi?
Steve Rhoades : No, Abzug.
Marcy Rhoades : We thought it was kind of cute. But he won't wear the hat.