Married... with Children (TV Series)
Calendar Girl (1996)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Crystal Clark : I'm sorry, Bud, I just can't pose for a national calendar. I mean, what if my parents saw me?
Bud : It's not like you're gonna be nude or anything.
Crystal Clark : What would I be wearing?
Bud : This.
[presents a string bikini]
Bud : It's a large.
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[last lines]
Crystal Clark : With kind words, Bud Bundy helped to convince me I have nothing to be ashamed of. And, he's quite the kisser.
Bud : YES! Everyone knows I kissed her. I am a god!
TV Host : Now, Crystal, you said there's something you wanted to tell the world live on our show.
Bud : She's gonna propose to me. I do.
Crystal Clark : Yes, it's time for my family and the rest of the world to see the person I've become. Bud Bundy has made me proud to be a woman who was born... a man.
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Bud : I want to be sincere with you and tell you how much this calendar means to me. Um, Crystal, I don't talk about my brother much. But, well, Judd and I... We were born Siamese twins. We shared everything, we had to. And then came that awful day when we had to go our separate ways. I went to school and Judd went into a Mason jar. We don't expect him to live very long, I mean he's not much more than an eye, a foot and some hair. But you see I made him this solemn promise that I would make him a calendar of the best damn good looking girls at Trumaine. So Crystal, if you can't do this for me, do it for that little lost boy in the Mason jar. What do you say?
[Crystal glares at him]
Bud : O.K.
