Married... with Children (TV Series)
Calendar Girl (1996)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
Quotes
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Peggy : I'll be home just as soon as I find Dad, and believe me, I am leaving no stone unturned.
Al : Where are you?
Peggy : Well I just left Tiffany's. You wouldn't believe how big some of their stones are.
Al : You should see some of mine. I just felt a big one leave my kidneys and head for my urinary tract.
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Al : [to Bud, about him solving a problem] You better! If not, I'm taking you out of the will! Wait a minute, that's no punishment... I'm putting you *in* the will!