Married... with Children (TV Series)
Change for a Buck (1993)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : A fat woman clip-clopped into the shoe store today and said, "I need something I'd be comfortable in." I said, "Try Wyoming."
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Al Bundy : A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water. I said not to worry about it, the dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years.
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Al Bundy : So then this skinny woman with a hook nose Olive Oyls into the shoe store and says, "I want something to make me look sexy." So I say, "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you."
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Al Bundy : I wanna look my best for Wrestle Til You're Raw Night. You know, Larry Linville from M*A*S*H is going to be one of the judges.
Peggy Bundy : Wow, so did Lumber City give him the week off?
