Married... with Children (TV Series)

Christmas (1992)

Dennis Cockrum: Ray the Bartender

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [in his sleep]  It was all worth it. It was all worth it.

  Ray the Bartender : Wake up, buddy. It's closing time.

  Al Bundy : Oh. Oh, I was dreaming. I gave my son breasts.

  Ray the Bartender : [sarcastically]  That's a very cool dream, sir.

  Al Bundy : Well, uh... Uh, h-how much I owe you?

  Ray the Bartender : Nothing. You already paid... for everybody. Heh. You were unconscious, but I felt you wanted to pay. You being Santa and all.

  [Ray laughs, Al sarcastically laughs along, then looks at Ray's gold chain necklace which has his name engraved on it] 

  Al Bundy : And now, uh... "Ray," can we talk?