Married... with Children (TV Series)
Crimes Against Obesity (1996)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Shirley : [rips coupon] That's it!
Peggy Bundy : Hey, that's our dinner coupons. You fat cow.
[Shirley and the fat women are insulted]
Gwen : No. No. No. We don't like to be called FAT!
Peggy Bundy : Then stay HOME!
Al : [laughing] You go, girl!
[high-fives Peggy]
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Peggy Bundy : You should see what he's like with midgets.
Patty : The proper term is "little people".
Al : That's the proper term for anyone standing next to you.
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Al : Tell them about the time I let your mother come live with us, Peg.
Peggy Bundy : Oh alright, I'll take care of this.
[takes the stand]
Peggy Bundy : You cannot believe how mean he was to her!
Shirley : So your mother is a large woman too?
Peggy Bundy : Well you know, inside of her there's a thin woman just trying to get out.
Shirley : We all say that.
Peggy Bundy : No, literally. Last Thanksgiving, she ate my Aunt Edna! I warned her about standing too close to the pies.
Matilda : That happens.
Gwen : I lost a kindergarten class that way.
Al : [looks to the camera, nods] And *I'm* the one on trial.
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Shirley : Mrs. Bundy, has your husband ever shown compassion towards large women?
Peggy Bundy : Well, he did like that big mom on 'What's Happening!', but he even made fun of her.
Al : Traitor!
Peggy Bundy : I'm under oath, Al!
Al : Oath? You swore on a stack of pancakes!
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Al : You know, Peg, 8 hours staring at fat women, you... you don't look half bad.
Peggy Bundy : Oh Al!
Al : [turns out lights, they sink to the floor] Oh Peg.
Peggy Bundy : Oh Lance!