Married... with Children (TV Series)

Crimes Against Obesity (1996)

Danica Sheridan: Matilda

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• Matilda : [flashback]  I don't understand it. I was a size six before aerobics class. All the jumping must've expanded my foot.

  Al : And I see you must've fallen on your but a time or two.

  Matilda : How dare you say that to my face?

  Al : Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas.

  [flashback ends and Shirley doesn't look impressed by Al's fat insults] 

  Shirley : What do you say to that, Bundy?

  Al : Well I'd say I used heroic restraint much like the witness' girdle.

• Al : Tell them about the time I let your mother come live with us, Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh alright, I'll take care of this.

  [takes the stand] 

  Peggy Bundy : You cannot believe how mean he was to her!

  Shirley : So your mother is a large woman too?

  Peggy Bundy : Well you know, inside of her there's a thin woman just trying to get out.

  Shirley : We all say that.

  Peggy Bundy : No, literally. Last Thanksgiving, she ate my Aunt Edna! I warned her about standing too close to the pies.

  Matilda : That happens.

  Gwen : I lost a kindergarten class that way.

  Al : [looks to the camera, nods]  And *I'm* the one on trial.