Married... with Children (TV Series)
Crimes Against Obesity (1996)
Harold Sylvester: Griff
Quotes
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Shirley : Aren't you open?
Al : Sorry ma'am but unlike your mouth we occasionally close.
Shirley : I want my money back, these shoes fell apart after one day and I wanna know why.
Griff : Well you see ma'am this is a pliant heel with a cork filling.
Al : Where as you are a giant seal with a pork filling.
Shirley : You haven't heard the last of this, what goes around comes around.
Al : Well considering your orbit looks like I have but ten more years.
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Griff : You guys went to the Jiggly Room for breakfast?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah, we brought you back an Egg McBiggun.