Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dances with Weezie (1993)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Jefferson : What year did the Cubs last win the World Series?

  Al : 1908.

  Peggy : And yet you can't remember the year we were married?

  Al : Same year, 1908. Only difference is, baseball is still interesting.

  Peggy : Maybe that's because they score more than once a season.

• Jefferson : Who was in the very first Lite Beer commercial?

  Al : No problem. You're talking beer, you're talking my language.

  Marcy : You're talking beer, you're talking his belly.

  Al : [Marcy is wearing a white turtle-neck sweater]  Why do I suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to play t-ball?

• Jefferson : Now that's no fair. You stole that from Bugs Bunny.

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Peggy : [enters the house with Marcy]  Hey, hey! Why are you two introducing yourselves to each other?