- [Bud and Kelly are impersonating Al and Jefferson at a Jeffersons live-theater show]
- Kelly: This is the lowest thing that I've ever done.
- [Bud stares skeptically at Kelly]
- Kelly: Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been paid to do.
- [Bud continues staring at Kelly]
- Kelly: Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been paid to do that I didn't enjoy.
- [Bud nods with approval]
- Al: Hello, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fire Arms? I have an alcohol question: Who was in the very first Lite Beer commercial? I say it was Bubba Smith but I have a friend who thinks it was... Hello?