Married... with Children (TV Series)

Death of a Shoe Salesman (1992)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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• Peggy Bundy : Al doesn't want to be buried next to me. Isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Well, frankly, yes. I think when two people take the marriage vows it's sacred. That's why I'm going to be buried next to my husband Steve.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Uh, my name is Jefferson. And I'm your husband now, and by the way, we are not in bed so there's no excuse for calling me Steve. He is your ex-husband.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Oh, don't take it personally. Every woman screams out "Steve" during sex. Don't they, Peggy?

  Peggy Bundy : Not me. It's too long a name.

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Hi. We were just wondering, do you know where Seven is?

  Peggy Bundy : No.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Well, let me put your minds to rest. He's been living with us for the past three days. He walked in when you left for that Hawaii/Rock of Ages thing and now doesn't want to leave.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : He's improving slowly. He still can't read, write, or use a knife and fork, but he has learned to chant "kill the Bundys" with us and and the other neighbors.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : If you don't mind, we were thinking about renaming him Henry, after my father.

  Peggy Bundy : [shrugs]  Sure, that's okay.

  Al Bundy : [shrugs]  What do we care? Do what you want.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : What we want is for you to come and get him. He's irritating. He calls us Dad and Little Dad.