Married... with Children (TV Series)

Death of a Shoe Salesman (1992)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Al Bundy : Ah, the Duke. One of his finest films, "I shoot 'em 'cause they're Injuns". As a woman viewer, what's your opinion, Pumpkin?

  Kelly Bundy : Daddy, I would rather be reading. Does that tell you anything?

  Al Bundy : It means you're a girl, which means your opinion means less than the dog's. Bud, what do you think?

  Bud Bundy : Well Dad, I'm thinking this Duke guy walks a lot like you when you have to go to the bathroom.

  Al Bundy : I copied that walk! 'Cause I figured the reason he does it like that is 'cause no one in those movies ever goes to the bathroom.