Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dial 'B' for Virgin (1994)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Look, Al, you have said no to every movie that I've chosen.

  Al Bundy : Because every movie you choose sucks.

  Peggy Bundy : Fried Green Tomatoes sucks?

  Men in Store : YES!

• Peggy Bundy : Oh, how about this? Four Weddings and a Funeral.

  Al Bundy : That's kinda like five of the same thing, isn't it?

  [grabs another video] 

  Al Bundy : Hey, how about Wrestlemania bloopers?

  Peggy Bundy : You could have taped our honeymoon for that.

• Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, look what I found. Like Water for Chocolate. It's a love story.

  Al Bundy : What a coincidence, Peg, I found a love story too: Mrs. Assfire.

  Peggy Bundy : Water.

  Al Bundy : Fire.

  Peggy Bundy : Water!

  Al Bundy : Fire!

• Peggy Bundy : [reads movie case]  Dieselhead. "A man and a monster truck exchange brains"?

  Al Bundy : Like Emilio Estevez would make a bad movie.

• Peggy Bundy : [reminiscing about their first date at the drive in]  You know, I still have the imprint of the Dodge logo on my back. I can't believe you still have that car.

  Al Bundy : Well, I can't believe I still have you.

• Peggy Bundy : Hey, Al, guess what? They're having a sale at the video store. See? Right here.

  [Peggy shows Al the front page of the newspaper. The back of the paper has an ad for Virgin Hotline with a large picture of Bud on it] 

  Al Bundy : So, what do I care? Then go to the video store.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I want you to come with me.

  Al Bundy : Oh ho ho, no. That's why we have cable, Peg. You can see the best and never leave your house. Watch.

  [Al turns on the TV] 

  TV Announcer : Tonight, Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball. Then John Goodman is King Ralph. But first, Wings.

  Al Bundy : [turns off the TV]  I'll drive.

  Peggy Bundy : Mm-hmm.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey, you guys mind if I hang out? If I go home, Marcy will know I'm not at my Unemployed Anonymous meeting.

  Al Bundy : Eh, have a good time.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Thanks.

  [after Al and Peggy leaves, Jefferson turns on the TV] 

  TV Announcer : Welcome to The Naked Jell-O-Wrestling Championship!

  Al Bundy : [comes back]  Hey, that's a...

  [Peggy drags Al back out of the house] 

• Peggy Bundy : Now all we have to do is find one movie that we can both watch.

  Al Bundy : Hey, here's one. "Die, Scum Sucking Pig, Die".