Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dial 'B' for Virgin (1994)

Monica Lacy: Esther

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : So... a virgin, huh?

  Esther : I just can't tell you how tough it is today for a woman to maintain her chastity. Every single girl I know is just preoccupied with sex. They'll have it with anyone, anywhere, anytime.

  Bud Bundy : Really? Well, if you just give me their names, their photos, and their phone numbers, I'll get to the bottom of them... I mean... I mean "of it", the bottom of it.

  Esther : [comes forward to sit up close]  No, Bud, please don't leave before my mother gets home. If I take my eyes off you, I know I'll get all horny again.

  Bud Bundy : [drily]  I'm glad to be of service.

  Esther : Can I get you something to drink?

  Bud Bundy : You got anything, uh...

  [looks down her blouse] 

  Bud Bundy : fresh-squeezed?

  Esther : I'll see.

  [gets up to fix refreshments] 

  Esther : I'm real sorry to drag you out on a Friday night like this, but I can't tell you how much I appreciate an organization like yours, Bud. I don't understand what's wrong with the world. Everywhere you look, temptation.

  [Esther bends over to get something from the cupboard, giving Bud a tempting view] 

  Bud Bundy : Zima guy, Zima guy. No, no, I mean, I mean, I mean, Roseanne, Roseanne.