Married... with Children (TV Series)

Driving Mr. Boondy (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Great location for a bank. Right next to a bar.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well, that's how we got the Kennedy account.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, but I feel like some cheap slut.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well, that's how we're hoping to get the Clinton account.

• Kelly Bundy : Look what they want me to wear on my next Verminator commercial.

  [loosens overcoat, reveals tiny red bikini, then closes her coat back up] 

  Kelly Bundy : This is humiliating! It's totally beneath me. I don't wanna do commercials in a bikini. I wanna do films where I'm totally naked, or... or at least with that "Hey, Vern" guy. Daddy, I'm afraid if I keep doing this, people are gonna think that I'm all body and no...

  [forgets what she was gonna say] 

  Al Bundy : Mind?

  Kelly Bundy : No, I don't mind. Go ahead.

  [frustrated, Al buries his face in his hands] 

  Kelly Bundy : Well, I tried to talk to my boss about it, but all he wanted to do was buy me more drinks.

• Kelly Bundy : [live bikini mannequin in bank window, to Arabian boy]  No, you can't check out my assets. No, you can't see my prime interest rate. And, yes, there is a severe penalty for early withdrawal.