Married... with Children (TV Series)

Driving Mr. Boondy (1994)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Marcy D'Arcy : [after Kelly informed the D'Arcys she was fired]  You dispensed job advice to her? You who thinks a W2 is a bingo number?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : I know it's not a bingo number. It's that stuff you spray on squeaky hinges, right?

• Jefferson D'Arcy : [while helping Al study for his driving test]  "When at a four-way stop, who has the right of way? A: The guy on the left; B: The guy on the right; or C: The guy not driving the Dodge?"

  Al Bundy : [takes the book]  Let me see that. It doesn't say that.

  [looks at the book] 

  Al Bundy : It does say that.

• Al Bundy : Ask me the next question.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : What's your blind spot?

  Al Bundy : Two beers and a redhead.

• Al Bundy : [after wayward daughter, Kelly, left]  Is she gone?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah.

  Al Bundy : And the boy's gone, right?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [nods]  Yup.

  Al Bundy : Thank God I only had sex with Peg twice.