Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dud Bowl (1994)

Stan Ivar: Jack Franklin

Quotes 

• Jack Franklin : You guys couldn't score with your own wives!

  Al Bundy : And we're proud of that!

• Jack Franklin : I think you are all a bunch of pansies!

  Al Bundy : Pansies?

  Jack Franklin : Pansies!

  Al Bundy : Say, didn't they recently change Patton High's name to Jacqueline Onassis High?

  Jack Franklin : [beat]  Yeah.

  Al Bundy : And isn't their football team now known as the Jackie O First Ladies?

• Al Bundy : They used ringers, guys 25, 30 years old.

  Jack Franklin : You had guys that old.

  Al Bundy : They were there honestly. They were stupid.