Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dud Bowl (1994)

Chuck Le Fever: Speedy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Hey Number 56, you don't look like Morty Fishbine.

  Lawrence Taylor : Well, I am you schmuck!

  Al Bundy : Who would think little Morty Fishbine would grow up to look like Lawrence Taylor?

  Speedy : And if that's something, Eddie Yim grew up to look like Bubba Smith.

  Bubba Smith : Shut up! Don't call me that!

  Al Bundy : Same old Eddie, except now he appears to be a giant black man now.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, I'd swear that's Rod Martin, Hacksaw Reynolds, and Kenny Stabler over there!

  Al Bundy : Jefferson, there is nobody over there but pink punks. And what do Polk High Panthers do to pink punks?

  Al's Teammates : Pulverise the powder puffs!

  Al Bundy : Let's rock.