Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dud Bowl (1994)

Bubba Smith: Bubba Smith

Quotes 

• Cigarette Girl : What is it with you football guys? You pound on each other, you abuse your own bodies, why do you do it?

  Lawrence Taylor : It's a man's thing.

  Kenny Stabler : A commitment to excellence.

  Bubba Smith : And it gets out out of the house, and away from your wife.

  John S. Reynolds : Bust most important, we do it for pride.

  [John 'Hacksaw' Reynolds sits down at a table with Thad, unaware of his true gender] 

• Mrs. Bubba Smith : Bubba! So, just going out for some milk, huh?

  Bubba Smith : Well, the Snake, L.T. and Hacksaw were gonna play. If I didn't play, they'd call me a sissy and give me the business.

• Al Bundy : Hey Number 56, you don't look like Morty Fishbine.

  Lawrence Taylor : Well, I am you schmuck!

  Al Bundy : Who would think little Morty Fishbine would grow up to look like Lawrence Taylor?

  Speedy : And if that's something, Eddie Yim grew up to look like Bubba Smith.

  Bubba Smith : Shut up! Don't call me that!

  Al Bundy : Same old Eddie, except now he appears to be a giant black man now.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, I'd swear that's Rod Martin, Hacksaw Reynolds, and Kenny Stabler over there!

  Al Bundy : Jefferson, there is nobody over there but pink punks. And what do Polk High Panthers do to pink punks?

  Al's Teammates : Pulverise the powder puffs!

  Al Bundy : Let's rock.