- Al Bundy: Pioneers like that - and ourselves - we're the *real* Bundys. Why, that kid never suffered any real rejection. Not until he's heard, "the service entrance is in back!"
- Bud Bundy: Or, "not even for fifty bucks."
- Kelly Bundy: Yeah, or, "don't ruin it by talking."
- Al Bundy: Right!
- Al: Yep, it's a point of pride. Ever since the day the first Bundy stepped off the Mayflower... halfway over. They never found him, but they recorded his final words: "Methinks we're here!"