Married... with Children (TV Series)

Father Lode (1988)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Photos 

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : [while going through Al's wallet]  Okay, Kelly, how much do you need?

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, I don't know. How much does it take to start a new life?

  Peggy Bundy : More than your father has in his wallet. Let's see.

  [gives Kelly money] 

  Peggy Bundy : Here's $5.00. Bud?

  Bud Bundy : Well, going by the old "double for virgins" rule, I get 10.

  Kelly Bundy : Mom, if you let him get away with that, when he's 65, he'll be expecting two gold watches.

• Steve Rhoades : So what are you going to do with the money, Al?

  Al Bundy : What I always knew I would.

  [Al goes over to the staircase and flaps his money in the air. Instantly, Peggy, Bud, and Kelly come downstairs] 

  Peggy Bundy : Al, I heard a strange sound. What was it?

  Al Bundy : Family, I have an announcement. I have money.

  [Peggy immediately takes the money and she and the kids run towards the door] 

  Bud Bundy : I'm getting a new skateboard and a leather jacket.

  Kelly Bundy : Well, I'm going to get a CD player and a suede skirt and some new boots.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, and I'm going to spend 'til I drop!

  Bud Bundy : Wait a second, wait a second. Think we should get Dad something?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, gee, I'd love to, but I don't think we have enough money.