Married... with Children (TV Series)
Get Outta Dodge (1994)
Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy
Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : [Al in the Dodge had accidentally rolled out of the garage] How did he finally stop?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, luckily, there was a brand new, foreign car parked outside, which had finally been fixed but never driven.
Marcy D'Arcy : Well, I guess it's good to get that first broadside out of the way.
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Al Bundy : Tomorrow, I will drive out Al Bundy, old Dodge owner, and drive back in Al Bundy, Viper Man!
Marcy D'Arcy : Yeah, but the bottom line is you'll still be Al Bundy. Tragic, isn't it?
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Marcy D'Arcy : You're so calm. I mean, if it were my Dodge, I'd be worried that lightning was gonna strike it, or a tree was gonna fall on it even before the camera crew could get here. I wouldn't be able to sleep a wink. And here you've got 12 hours to go and you're not even nervous.
Al Bundy : [chuckles] That's the difference between you and me, Marcy. I'm not the worrying kind. That, and if I do this...
[pushes his chest inwards]
Al Bundy : It appears that I have breasts.
Marcy D'Arcy : You don't need to do that.
[later that night, Peggy comes downstairs to find Al sitting on the couch, eating a sandwich]
Peggy Bundy : Al, what are you doing?
Al Bundy : Ah, that damn Marcy! She got me so worried something's gonna happen to the car, I can't sleep.
Peggy Bundy : [leans towards Al seductively] Well, I know what would help you sleep.
Al Bundy : Thanks, Peg. Now I can't eat!