Married... with Children (TV Series)

Get Outta Dodge (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Uh, kids - or should I say, "lackeys of the Red Devil"- I need your help. The Dodge is in trouble.

  Kelly Bundy : So? Who hasn't been?

  Al Bundy : Come, my children, and Kelly, to the garage. We'll guard the Dodge. We proud Bundys three will guard against those who will pillage and plunder and joyride in the Dodge.

• Kelly Bundy : [Al in the Dodge had accidentally rolled out of the garage]  How did he finally stop?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, luckily, there was a brand new, foreign car parked outside, which had finally been fixed but never driven.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well, I guess it's good to get that first broadside out of the way.

• Kelly Bundy : [approaches Al with a "Where's Waldo" book]  Daddy, I need your help. Listen, I'm hot on the trail of this weird guy named Waldo. Have you seen him?

  Al : [to Peggy]  She's gonna be with us till we die, you know!

• Lisa Pruner : [hesitant about making out with Bud]  But what if your sister comes in?

  Bud Bundy : [confidently]  I wouldn't worry about her. I've given her a little task.

  Kelly Bundy : [Entering living room]  Waldo?

  [searching high and low] 

  Kelly Bundy : Okay, he's not in the garage, that much we know.

  Bud Bundy : And you just keep looking, Kel. You're doing a great job.

  Kelly Bundy : I know. Maybe he's upstairs.

  Bud Bundy : Maybe so. Maybe no. That's what makes finding Waldo such a great game.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, well, he can run, but he can't hide. 'Cause no one can outsmart me once I start using the old grey mattress.

  [tapping the side of her head where her brains are supposed to be and heads upstairs] 

  Bud Bundy : [to Lisa]  That's my sister, Kelly. She's, uh, very special.