Married... with Children (TV Series)

Get Outta Dodge (1994)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [about the 1994 Dodge Viper]  Now let me get this straight, when my Dodge goes over a million miles, you give me that car?

  Bill Ellis : Well, first we want to film your car crossing the one million mile mark, but after that, Mr. Bundy, the Viper is yours.

  Al Bundy : Oh, Peg, I'm so happy I... I could shake your hand.

  Peggy Bundy : Al, it only has two seats. What about the kids?

  Al Bundy : It's got a trunk.

• Bill Ellis : [to Peg]  Hello, ma'am.

  [to Al] 

  Bill Ellis : Is it true she's gone over 999,000 miles?

  [Al looks at Peg] 

  Peggy Bundy : He means the car, you wildebeest.

• Al Bundy : Oh, no, Peg. You laughed at the Dodge. You mocked the Dodge.

  [walks over to the blonde model] 

  Al Bundy : She shot the Dodge, but she didn't shoot the deputy!

  Peggy Bundy : What does that mean?

  Al Bundy : I don't know, Peg. I'm just babbling like this because I'm staring at her cleavage.

• Japanese Businessman : Dodge. American motorcar.

  [laughs hysterically as Al slams the door and sits down] 

  Peggy Bundy : [with sarcasm]  This is going well.

  Al Bundy : You know what the problem is, don't you?

  Peggy Bundy : Sure, the blind don't drive.

  Al Bundy : Too bad the mute don't marry.

• Lisa Pruner : [uncertain about making out]  I'm scared, Bud. I mean, you don't know how strict my dad is. Last time I got caught like this, I was grounded for six months, and the team couldn't go to the Rose Bowl.

  Bud Bundy : We can't get caught. Come here.

  [steers her to the couch] 

  Bud Bundy : Listen, why don't we put those pretty little lips to something more useful, like me?

  [front door opens, it's Peggy and Al, interrupting shame-faced Bud] 

  Peggy Bundy : Lisa Pruner, I am telling your father!

  Lisa Pruner : Can't get caught, huh?

  [slaps Bud twice] 

  Radio : [song, triggered by the sound of the two slaps]  I'm just a lonely boy...

• Peggy Bundy : [Answering phone]  Hello, Al? Is that you?

  Al Bundy : [Driving the Dodge in the desert]  Hello, Peg. I'm here in Burnt Scrodum, New Mexico. And guess what: I'm over a thousand miles, babe. I'm gonna drive till I hit another million.

  Peggy Bundy : And then you'll be home, Al?

  Al Bundy : Then I'll be home, and the Viper will be mine. Do you hear me? Mine, I tell you! Mine! Mine!

• Al Bundy : Oh, Bill, speaking of family, who's gonna play my young blonde wife in the commercial?

  Peggy Bundy : Hey! What about me?

  Al Bundy : Well, you don't play my wife in real life. Besides, you hated the Dodge.

  [all the executives gasps] 

  Peggy Bundy : I did not!

  Al Bundy : Weren't you the one that got me that license plate holder that said "I'd rather be driving"?

• Al Bundy : You know, Peg, I'm starting to sense you're not too fond of the Dodge.

  Peggy Bundy : No, Al. I'm not too fond of war and injustice. I freakin' hate the Dodge!

• Peggy Bundy : Now look, I know I've said this before, but this time I'm serious. I want you to sell that car.

  Al Bundy : Sell the Dodge? My Dodge? I will never sell the Dodge, Peg. That car is tied up with some of the greatest memories of my life. Why, who can forget the tailgate party before the Bears' championship game?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, the game we missed because the engine caught on fire?

  Al Bundy : Okay, well, how about that Christmas at the lake?

  Peggy Bundy : You mean Christmas IN the lake... when the brakes failed.

  Al Bundy : Fine. Well, how did you get to the hospital when Bud was born?

  Peggy Bundy : Taxi.

  Al Bundy : And why? Because I drove to the pool hall in the Dodge!

• Marcy D'Arcy : You're so calm. I mean, if it were my Dodge, I'd be worried that lightning was gonna strike it, or a tree was gonna fall on it even before the camera crew could get here. I wouldn't be able to sleep a wink. And here you've got 12 hours to go and you're not even nervous.

  Al Bundy : [chuckles]  That's the difference between you and me, Marcy. I'm not the worrying kind. That, and if I do this...

  [pushes his chest inwards] 

  Al Bundy : It appears that I have breasts.

  Marcy D'Arcy : You don't need to do that.

  [later that night, Peggy comes downstairs to find Al sitting on the couch, eating a sandwich] 

  Peggy Bundy : Al, what are you doing?

  Al Bundy : Ah, that damn Marcy! She got me so worried something's gonna happen to the car, I can't sleep.

  Peggy Bundy : [leans towards Al seductively]  Well, I know what would help you sleep.

  Al Bundy : Thanks, Peg. Now I can't eat!