Married... with Children (TV Series)

Get Outta Dodge (1994)

Todd Susman: Bill Ellis

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [about the 1994 Dodge Viper]  Now let me get this straight, when my Dodge goes over a million miles, you give me that car?

  Bill Ellis : Well, first we want to film your car crossing the one million mile mark, but after that, Mr. Bundy, the Viper is yours.

  Al Bundy : Oh, Peg, I'm so happy I... I could shake your hand.

  Peggy Bundy : Al, it only has two seats. What about the kids?

  Al Bundy : It's got a trunk.

• Bill Ellis : [to Peg]  Hello, ma'am.

  [to Al] 

  Bill Ellis : Is it true she's gone over 999,000 miles?

  [Al looks at Peg] 

  Peggy Bundy : He means the car, you wildebeest.

• Bill Ellis : Mr. Bundy, I'm Bill Ellis from the Dodge corporation. We just need to verify a couple of things about your ad.

  Al Bundy : Oh, listen, I know what you're going to say, but it wasn't my fault. I clearly told them seat, comma, then belts.

  Bill Ellis : Oh, that's not important.

  Al Bundy : I didn't think so either. Come on in.