Married... with Children (TV Series)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: Part 2 (1987)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Al : [to a stripper]  If my wife loses anything in your pants, so do YOU!

• Al Bundy : Do me one favor. When you strip away every ounce of humanity, every shred of pride she has, just when she's bending down to kiss your feet, tell her you got the ring from Al Bundy.

• Steve Rhoades : I feel unworthy of someone like Marcy.

  Al : Yeah, she is a special person. By the way, here is her wedding ring that she lost down some guy's jock in a strip club last night. Anyway, how do you like those Bears this year?

  Steve Rhoades : Wait a sec, Al. What's this about Marcy's wedding ring?

  Al : Oh yeah, yeah, ah... it was returned to me by the stripper whose underpants it was wedged in.

  Steve Rhoades : WHAT?

• Steve Rhoades : Who's the guy in the black Porsche?

  Al Bundy : Santa Claus.