Married... with Children (TV Series)

Go for the Old (1993)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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• Marcy D'Arcy : Jefferson and I could use a little help. We were watching this old movie on TV with this really great old actor, but neither of us could think of his name. So we decided to ask someone from an older generation. Al, in Holiday, who played Cary Grant's best friend?

  Al Bundy : How would I know? I'm not old. It was Edward Everett Horton.

  [to Peggy] 

  Al Bundy : And I know you're about to say "Who's he?", and you know damn well if you say it, I'll tell your real age.

  Peggy Bundy : Al, I wouldn't say anything to embarrass you.

  [to Marcy and Jefferson] 

  Peggy Bundy : He got into the movies as a senior citizen. They thought he was 65!

  Marcy D'Arcy : Really? I thought he was 70. Oh, you must mean IQ. Well, then, yes, he's definitely 65.

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Come on now, Al isn't 65. He just looks 65. Heh. Now, you wanna see a great-looking 65-year-old, you come knocking on my door in 40 years. Oh, but, uh, don't come barging in because I'm gonna be in there with some young chick.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Thank you, honey.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, will you still be living there with us?

  Marcy D'Arcy : The question is, will you still be living?

• Marcy D'Arcy : Say, Al, why don't you go out and get yourself one of those senior citizen discount cards? Why, you could use the card to have a nice "In by 2 p.m., out by 2:30" supper at Denny's.

  Al Bundy : Hmm, no kidding? Hey, that's pretty good because anything I eat by 2 is out by 2:30 anyway. Hey, where can I get one of them cards?

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well, city hall, but, Al, you can't seriously do this. I mean, it would be dishonest. It would be cheating.

  Al Bundy : [sarcastically]  Oh, right, I couldn't do anything like that.